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Amazon.com Widgets FUNNY MESSAGES What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree.... Plz try later." TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”. Kashif: I is …… TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.” Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.” One day a guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife." They both laugh. A week later the patient returns. The doctor asks, "How are you feeling?" The patient smiles and replies" You were right! I feel so much better. And, by the way, Doc, you have a lovely home." MBBS Final Exam:- Question: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_ Only few intelligen...